It doesn't Matter the Size.... As long as We get the Prize...

I love the question, “Does Size Matter,” because  I don’t think there is one exact way of answering it. For me, I like to ask the question back, “Would it be ok if I gained 200 pounds? Would size matter to you?” There are men who I have laughed at (inside my mind, of course) when they pulled down their pants, and there are men who actually made me run in the opposite direction because I thought I was looking at a donkey’s instrument. And surprisingly, both have been able to satisfy for different reasons.

Men who actually admit they have small penises, usually learn how to maneuver and work all other aspects of their body to satisfy the woman, whether it be using different positions to allow the woman to actually feel him, or using toys, tongue, fingers, whatever.  But seriously, how many men want to admit they are small?

So instead, they talk big game on the phone, getting us all hyped about their swag, and brag about how they only use Magnums and then when bedroom lights go out ,they wonder why the Magnum is up inside us somewhere lost claiming, “That’s never happened before.” And we leave disappointed, laughing, or both, with the chance of ever calling them again highly doubtful.

And then we have the donkey kong penises… I remember being in college and hearing a friend brag about his penis claiming he had to take a female to the ER because he was so huge.  Of course, you tell that to a bunch of females and we want to see. So willingly (ok, there was a little alcohol included), he dropped his pants and our jaws dropped as well.  I had never seen anything like it before and I think most who had seen it could agree with me. I couldn’t even imagine it being comfortable during sex or enjoying it during sex. Like all things, though, with a little time and some strategic positioning, large ones can be pretty satisfying as well.

I always say, if I can get the penis and the balls in my mouth, then there is definitely a problem and for me, there is nothing you can do. On the other hand, if I can’t even get the tip of the penis in my mouth and it’s hanging damn near to the middle of the thigh, I’m pretty cool on that, as well. I like mine a little above average but they don’t have to an A+ size, just let me give you an A for effort. Work it until I’m satisfied and that’s what really counts. If you’re on the smaller side, pray I have some serious feelings for you or be willing to experiment.

What’s your preference? What’s your experience? Men, what do you claim and how do you ensure satisfaction? Looking forward to a little discussion!